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Rachel McCord is Sexy on a Boat! Again!

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Mitch Jablonski - June 4, 2019

Every god damned time I turn around these days, it seems like Rachel McCord is sexy on a boat. It just happened again, meaning that either she has access to boats 24/7, or she looks sexy 24/7 and happens to encounter boats in her daily life. I don't know which one it is, but I know that Rachel McCord plus boats almost always equals sexy.

It could be the same boat for all I know, they all look the same to me anyway. That's right, I'm ignorant to the subtle differences offered by the boat industry in this day and age. Every boat coming off the production line these days is the same: white with chrome accents. Thank goodness Rachel McCord is there looking sexy, otherwise I'd be so hung up on the sameness of boats these days to even notice.

I'm also a big fan of Rachel McCord's pokies, which perfectly compliment her sexy outfit. It's one thing to be sexy without giving us an indication of your nipples, while it's another thing entirely to be sexy and then call attention to them. Rachel McCord knows the score. She always has and she always will.

Photos courtesy of Mega Agency

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