aldo-vallon - September 14, 2017
I have never seen a woman look better while also being dressed in what looks to be a giant window curtain. I am not talking about just any kind of curtain either, I am talking about one of the big expensive ones that some rich old spinster from the Victorian era would hang on her windows in order to brighten up the home that she would soon die alone in. For all I know what Rachel McAdams is wearing could very well be those same curtains retrofitted to be hung on a woman instead of a curtain rod. That would be no small task either. Normally curtains hang against a flat surface and Rachel's chest is anything but flat. She could be more closely compared to a ski resort for ants. She would still be better than the ski mountain I had growing up. It was a glorified garbage dump with a thin layer of turf and snow. Bailing during a trick held its own risks of getting tetanus from the jagged lid of a soup can. Oh, to be young again and not worry about such trivial things as deadly diseases.
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