Rachel Bilson and Blake Lively Fantasy Hot on a Mother****ing Boat

Here's a good way to start a fantasy. Amazingly sexy Rachel Bilson and newly colored ginger hottie, Blake Lively, all dolled up and dressed up for a yacht trip out in the French Riviera. Oh, yeah, the fantasy part -- I'm the captain, horrible storm, everybody below deck, cramped quarters, and subsequent stories of sweaty survivor sex that would burn the ears of even the most hardened seamen (yes, seamen). As it turns out, this twin sexy pair were really on some fancy boat courtesy of Chanel and whatever new line of merchandise their pimping for the season. Which is why my fantasies must remain lost at sea while some shmoes from Chanel marketing get to tip champagne with Rachel and Blake. Life can be so unfair at times. Enjoy.