Pussy Riot Is Free! Well, One Of Them Anyway

A Moscow appeals court has released one of the members of the notoriously terrible punk band Pussy Riot. Unpronounceably named Yekaterina Samutsevich was one of the band members who was convicted of blasphemy and being a crappy crappy band with stupid masks. You may recall from our coverage, that the band was arrested for jumping up on the altar and singing a terrible song about Vladimir Putin in a Moscow cathedral. They were sentenced to three years busting rocks -no, seriously busting rocks - in a Russian prison. A prison in Russia makes Riker's Island look like a Sandal's Resort. The reason they let her go is because she was thrown out of the cathedral before the other gals caused the disturbance. The other ladies are on their way to the gulag. The saddest part is that the one who got released wasn't the hot one but the one that looks like a lesbian volleyball coach. Talk about injustice!