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Pussy Riot Gets Helter Skeltered

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bill-swift - August 31, 2012

Pussy Riot just can't catch a break. At the scene of a double murder in the city of Kazan, the words "Pussy Riot" were written on the walls in blood. Police think that the murderer just wanted to throw police off the scent by appearing to be affiliated with the band. What an a-hole. Not only did he brutally kill two women, he's also trying to frame a band of goofy feminists in masks. They've already been sentenced to 2 years in prison and the other two members of the band had to flee the country. It's just like Charles Manson and The Beatles all over again.

Manson famously built an entire mythology around The Beatles' White Album and their song Helter Skelter. He had his filthy hippie killers smear Helter Skelter on the walls of the crime scene. In his mind the same guys who sang that All You Need Is Love were also telling him subliminally to start a race war. Look, if you are a psychotic killer, first of all kill yourself. Secondly, if you unfortunately do kill a bunch of people, don't bring some innocent band in on your crazy crap. Pussy Riot just wanted to sing a terrible song about Vladimir Putin in a church. Paul McCartney wrote Helter Skelter about screwing chicks. Leave them alone, you psycho. And again, kill yourself.

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