elliot-wolf - September 10, 2018
Kylie Jenner in pink is just one thing that I can never get enough of. She looks like the most delicious piece of bubblegum that you could ever put in your mouth. I’m pretty sure attempting to chew on her would lead to a restraining order, so I’ll just admire from afar. And boy does she look amazing. She’s dressed like she’s ready to attend the same party in the Matrix Reloaded. If her outfit is any indication that she’s looking for the one, move over Keanu, because I’m him.
I may not be able to dodge bullets in slow motion, or fly from building to building, but I sure know how to take care of a woman. So I’m more than willing to be Kylie’s personal protagonist in the story of her love life. Not just another guy who ended up being a glitch in her Matrix. I have no problem purchasing a pale pink form fitting suit just to match her when we attend the fancy parties that she enjoys. That’s love if you ask me. When a man wraps his body in tight pink clothes just to make the woman on his arm happy, it means that those two people should look into getting hitched sometime soon.
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