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Practice Your Aim So You Can Win the Toilet Games with Pee Pro

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bill-swift - September 28, 2012

What better way to check if you're sober or not by trying to pee on target? Of course, there's no such things as the Toilet Games (unless you start up a round with your favorite drinking buddies and have a go before you leave the party!)

So the whole thing might sound a little gross. After all, you're supposed to measure your pee-curacy using the Pee Pro, a tiny, egg-shaped device that you're supposed to attach to the urinal. When you're good to go (see what I did there?), just aim and fire away. If you hit the bulls-eye, then it's probably safe for you to drive yourself home. If you hit everything but the target, then it might be better if you rode with a friend or took a cab home.

It's a novel thing and it probably won't last long in most circles, but hey, if you're up for a couple games while you go, then why not? The Pee Pro is available onlinefor $16.

PS. Things might get messy (especially if you're piss drunk), so don't play these peeing games because you'll probably piss yourself off cleaning the whole thing up the morning after.

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