Pornaments for Your Little Smexy Christmas Tree

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bill-swift - December 12, 2013

Don't hang these on your tree if you're expecting people with kids to drop by over the holidays, because these Pornaments are absolutely dirty--in a fun, hilarious, and kinky kind of way. The kids might be amused, but their parents might not be. Especially if they're the uptight, panties-in-a-bunch kind.

Seriously though. These Pornaments are just for bros to enjoy in their bachelor pads. They feature the usual cast of Christmas characters, including Santa, his reindeers, and the Gingerbread man (and woman) in all sorts of provocative poses and compromising positions. And with names like Mistle-blow and Holiday Ride, you already know what to expect.

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