Porky Bacon Press: Every Dude Needs One

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bill-swift - May 21, 2013

Some like it curly, while others like it straight. I'm not talking about pubes (if you think I was, then you obviously need to get laid because it's doing weird things to your brain); rather, I'm talking about everyone's favorite meat: bacon.

It'll get that distinct wave if you let it cook the normal way. But if you prefer your bacon flat so you can, I don't know, slurp one strip after the other, then you can flatten them into place while you cook 'em with the Bacon Press. It's forged from cast iron and solely exists to make your bacon flat rather than curly.

Get It: $13 to $16

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