brian-mcgee - May 31, 2018
Rita Ora has been around long enough for me to rightfully wonder why no aspiring porn star has yet to adopt the name Rita Oral. Seems like a slam dunk to me, but then again, what do I know about the cutthroat world of porn?
None of this is to insinuate that Rita Ora herself should change her name and move into the world of adult, but I don't think many of us would mind the transition. I mean, 90% of it is picking a good name, so she's already most of the way there.
Now that I think of it, though, the adult world could use the boost that a big name star like Rita Ora could offer. I wonder if she would consider it, not so much for our sake and all of those that want her to do it, but for her own sake. For her own empowerment, as it were.
All of this is likely moot as she'll never make the transition to adult, though a wise man once told me to never say never. That man was noted woman slapper Sean Connery, star of Never Say Never Again. That or that bird from An American Tail. It was one of those two.
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