Pokémon Go Is Killing Your Children! (VIDEO)

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One day Pokémon Go will direct it's millions of incredibly unaware players off a cliff. It will be deemed the greatest single loss of life in the history of mankind. Yet when the company describes it as a massive eugenics project to cleanse the world of people who walk and drive while staring down at devices, we'll all realize Pokémon just saved the human race. Dystopian plots are always morally muddled.

With reports of Pokémon Go causing death and destruction and mayhem and kids to get tons of scrapes on their knees from tripping over sprinkler heads, we felt a need to The More You Know our audience with the obvious warning -- Pokémon Go Is Killing Your Children!