bill-swift - April 8, 2014
As many of you know, in addition to my work here at Egotastic!, I also perform as a deep background skater for major Disney on Ice shows. What with this Frozen explosion, I'm going to be gone a day or two or three over the next couple of weeks being the best damn skating tree I can be. My buddy Jack will be filling in for me. And, yes, I am aware of the irony of a man named Jack posting pictures of hot women on Egotastic.
You are certainly welcome to ridicule him, just bear in mind that his mother dropped him on his head as a young child, and not by accident. Also, he's Cuban, which means he's either a Communist or he hates Communists, I can never remember. But suffice it to say, he owns many knives and he will kiss a man square on the lips without the slightest bit of social hesitation. He's going to report back to me and if any of you are bad, no more boobs for you for a week!
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