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Playboy Model Ana Maria is Forlorn, Fully Nude

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Mitch Jablonski - April 18, 2019

I don't know why Ana Maria looks so sad and detached in this new photo set from Playboy, but there's something melancholy running through these pictures. There's an unmistakeable air of sadness that permeates her every look. Is she missing someone? Is she thinking of times gone by? Who can tell for sure?

Part of me thinks that Ana Maria was promised a pony ride and when the photographer showed up without the pony, she just became very withdrawn and forlorn. It's hard to get your hopes up and then see those hopes dashed, and Ana Maria has that dejected look of someone who was promised a pony ride only to find out that dad spent all his money on Cutty Sark. Again.

I know what might Ana Maria in a better mood? Get her a damn pony ride already, Playboy. You guys have got to know some sort of black market animal dealers somewhere, get on the phone, make a few calls, and get this gorgeous woman the god damned pony ride she was promised. It's literally the least you can do at this point, considering how much Ana Maria has given us in return.

Photos courtesy of Playboy Plus




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