Pizza Hut Wants To Kill You With Triple Treat Box

Pizza isn't exactly health food, as much as we all love it. Let's face it, I'm always kinda in the mood for pizza and so are you. One of my favorites of the big chains is Pizza Hut. It is probably because I grew up regularly eating their personal pan pizzas for lunch. Maybe it's nostalgia but I've always been a fan. I also respect the fact that Pizza Hut has never pretended to be something it isn't. They make greasy cheap pizzas and they are OK with that. But their latest endeavor might be going too far...or just far enough. It's called the Triple Treat Box and it is a meal deal just in time for the holidays. How does it work? It's basically a cardboard cabinet of carbs. You pull out the little drawers and you'll find two pizzas, an order of breadsticks, and a pizza-sized chocolate chip cookie. It's just enough to share with a couple of friends or to eat by yourself when you've given up on life.

I for one am definitely ordering this thing. It will fill the whole in my soul that is normally filled with ennui with breadsticks and pepperoni for only $19.99.