Pippa Middleton Bikini Licious Peeks on Holiday in Italy

Pippa Middleton faded fast like one of those one-hit wonder bands. Well, two hit wonders if you count both of her booty cheeks that threatened to upstage her sister and future Queen of England at her wedding. Not long after that, some Beefeater or MI-6 fellow got to Pippa and she was thereafter in oversized sweaters and loose dresses and looking like the girl who isn't expecting to dance at the school homecoming. It was really kind of sad. Though I surprise sacrifices must be made for the glory of the realm.

Pippa is back for the first time in a very long while in a bikini on vacation somewhere super fancy in Italy. She's back in a bikini we haven't seen her donning since I can't remember and looking might nice. Perhaps not as breathtaking as during those early sibling nuptial introductions, but a talent bikini clad woman nevertheless. Pippa, my Pippa, how does your garden grow. Actually, I think I see a few hints as to the answer. Enjoy.