Pippa! Her Royal Hotness Takes Her Show to Madrid

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bill-swift - May 17, 2011

Okay, Pippa Middleton is not really royalty herself, but she's sister of royalty now, sister of the future queen, and she's got the current crown and the entire House of Windsor in a frenzy trying to shut down her entire topless party past and maybe transmute her into a virgin again or something. Who knows how you crazy British people work with your mysterious libel laws and such? Well, I kind of do, because the U.K. tabloids have been frightened (or bludgeoned) to death to post anything Pippa Middleton related since the royal smiter done smote them. But not here at Egotastic! We fear nothing save for the dark in our room at night and a vexing cases of scabes after company visits to the communal baths.

Pippa anything for me, please, including these pictures of the hottie future-queen's sister taking a recreational gander at the sights and nights of Madrid (a city not to be left off one's bucket list, for the record). There's something about this lass that just gets me blood to a boil, puts me crumpets in a lather, and launches me wanking bones a'wanking. Oh, sure, we still do prefer her much without much on, but one can not ogle what one does not track. And continue to track Pippa we shall. Enjoy.

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