Sam Robeson - November 12, 2017
— Andrea Kösters (@AndyKoes) October 12, 2017
Those of you who have already gazed upon the pre-plastic surgery pictures of Bella Hadid probably suffered a fate similar to Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark, and those of you who haven't are about to be sorry you clicked on this post, because it's honestly not going to be fun. Old pictures that Bella Hadid has tried her best to wipe off the face of the Earth reveal that, before her crucial Japanese sex robot upgrades, she looked like a spooky witch with all kinds of tricks up her sleeves. You know. Like Ashlee Simpson.
Mama Yolanda Hadid was gracious enough to let her abomination run free, but also stern enough of a mother to ensure the doctors cut off Bella's old face and throw it in the incinerator. A mother's love is a gift. Bella's sister Gigi always looked like a somehow even older and crustier version of Portia de Rossi, and as far as I can tell, wasn't sent off for a face swap by Yolanda. Yet. I don't think gravity and Gigi's face are going to get along. At only twenty-one-years-old, Bella's visage, notably her nose, has already been on a wild journey, and you can check out some of the pit stops along the way in the gallery. Do you think she should have stopped at some point, or do you think she should keep going until she looks like Voldemort? Let us know below after performing an exorcism on your retinas.
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