Pick Your Favorite Busty Crop Top Cleavage From Jordyn Woods And Stassi Schroeder

God bless whatever fashionista invented the low cut crop top. It's as close a shirt can get to only covering a woman's breasts, and it doesn't really even do that great of a job of keeping them covered. Two of your favorite models, Stassi Schroeder and Jordyn Woods, both recently sported the look, and now it's up to you to decide which of them wore it better.

As ever, I get hung up on minutiae as I try to figure out if "Stassi" rhymes with "lacy" or "sassy." It feels like it's probably pronounced "Stacy" but damned if it doesn't look like it should rhyme with "sassy." Ah well, one of life's little mysteries just waiting to be solved.

So as you lay out all of the pics, do your research, and rank these two buxom beauties, I urge you to remember that gut instinct is often the best way to pick a winner. Sure, there's plenty of other criteria, but as ever, trust your gut and go with your heart. Or with your heart-on in this instance. I'll show myself out.

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