Wii Fit
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Huzzah for Wii Fit! Your objet d’amour can firm up as you ‘firm up’ just behind her, beholding the glorious view. As Youtube sensation ‘Wii Underwear Girl’ attests here, when said tentpoling guy invites a video camera to proceedings, the internet overloads and must be led away to a darkened room for a moment to alleviate the strain. Conversely, WE are able to faux-jog with that infernal Wiimote, thus laboriously mitigating that paunch we’ve been developing from an excess of couch-lounging. Win-win, as they say, until the bastard Balance Board takes the piss out of you during the fleeting weigh-in session: “Hey, fatass! You’ve gained seventeen pounds since yesterday! The hell did you eat, your car?”
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