Greed
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Here’s Final Fantasy VII’s perpetual purloiner, Yuffie. Having subjected us to a irritating ballache of a search (exacerbated by some infuriating verbal trickery akin to that riddling business Jesters pissed everybody off with in Medieval castles as they all shat in ass-chilling holes in the floor waiting for the invention of the television) simply to convince her to deign to join our vigilant menagerie, she could have the courtesy to REFRAIN FROM STEALING OUR SHIT. Repeatedly. The day you can’t trust a ninja girl in delectable hot pants is a disconcerting day for humanity indeed.
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