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The portrayal of men in the gaming milieu is somewhat misconstrued too. Here we see Gears of War’s Marcus Fenix, bastion of general man-tastic endeavors and (purportedly) possessor of heroic, elephant’s trunk-esque man-parts. Paunch-tacular players lament their inferiority, tears vanishing into the folds of their several chins like ambrosial rain upon the parched sands of the desert. They salve their shattered ego with the comforting notion that this virtual dude must perform a strenuous and implausible series of gymnastic feats, leaving themselves free to scratch their balls on a seat in the living room at their leisure.
Egotastic
