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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Here’s a quintessential conundrum faced by many a gamer. ACTUAL REALITY-INFUSED ISSUES threaten to encroach upon our game-age! (The mantra ‘if it’s not sex, it’s not sufficient’ seems pertinent.) What we CANNOT do is ape one of those mad bastards in China who don’t move from World of Wankery (or whatever digital dalliance they’re engaged in) for a solid fortnight, until they expire when their bodies shut down in protest at their sports-shunning crazy assholery. This guy appears to have struck upon an efficacious compromise. (“I need a shit, shall I go to the bathroom? ...Nuts to that, I’ll just buy new pants/couch tomorrow.”)
Egotastic
