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Next, some surreptitious snake-bashing. Metal Gear Solid’s prolific hero could ensconce himself within cupboards, to avoid the malevolent attentions of his aggressors. Should a pin-up poster happen to be found therein, engaging first-person perspective caused the beardy bastard to play with himself, in some of the most disconcerting moments of gamery yet recorded. Bespectacled adviser and geek extraordinaire Otacon purports to ‘chastise’ you at this juncture, while using his own stealthy nous to record the footage for his private spank bank. The randy bugger. With the additional ability to arrest the attention of guards with ‘gentleman’s publications,’ we can conclude that there was nary a Snake in the festooned-with-excessive-security-measures complex that wasn’t Solid.
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