Amorous Antics with Aphrodite
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Even Kratos, lunatic evisceration-dervish that he is, demanded some sexiness in God of War. As such, his encounter with Aphrodite opens with her caressing some MAIDENS OF MASS BOOBAGE. Aforementioned ladyfriends are abandoned with all due deference when Kratos enters Aphrodite’s chamber, at which point he hastens to... enter Aphrodite’s chamber. And hasten he does, as it’s a hilariously fleeting experience. We’ll postulate, then, that the Man-God’s fury originates in his malfunctioning meat.
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