Grand Theft Auto

The notorious (and eponymous in our case, naturellement) Hot Coffee mod within Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas enabled sexy-sex antics between protagonist C.J and his girlfriend. While reasonably innocuous in nature (we’re essentially bereft of visible weiner-waving here), the resultant frenzied furor of controversy did not ingratiate Rockstar with the killjoy community. Incidentally, note that the ‘excitement’ gauge has hit a less-than-stellar plateau of 50%. For this, we must reproach our man’s companion. With a face like a pound of mince (that’s been shat on. By an elephant. With explosive diarrhea) our excitement would be mitigated somewhat too.

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