Guy Fieri is that guy at the frat house who thought he made the best burgers because he poured A1 sauce on them. He hosts several shows on the Food Network, presumably because he made a pact with the devil for fame and fortune. One of his signature things is something called "Donkey Sauce" which is basically a garlic mayonnaise. I'm not eating any white creamy stuff called "Donkey Sauce". It makes me think of the Tijuana Donkey Show.