#7 – Vanessa Bryant

Vanessa Bryant has been through a lot, including the Kim Kardashianator 3000. Look at her! WHAT IS SHE DOING? Vanessa and Kobe were supposed to be geting a divorce, but it appears these two lovebirds are working it out. But not before she had KOBE SIGN OVER THREE MANSIONS INTO HER NAME. That's good hustle, right there. And now she says she can only be married to someone who wins NBA Championships. So what, if the Lakers don't win it next year, does Kobe get booted out of her houses?