#1 – Jackie Christie

Jackie Christie is married to the now retired but I'm sure still P-WHIPPED Doug Christie. Not only was he FORCED to make some douchebag hand signal about 200 times a game so she would know he was thinking about her (FOCUS ON THE GAME!) she was constantly telling everyone who would listen about how she was such a freak in the bedroom. Why? Because if she wasn't rocking Doug's world, there's no way Mr. Looks could have avoided the temptation of NBA groupies. 

Also, SHE WAS KICKED OFF BASKETBALL WIVES FOR BEING CRAZY. How batshit do you have to be get voted off that island by the other women? Exactly.