Where, prithee, did all his legendary benevolence spring from anyway? Fourth century real-life character Saint Nicholas’s proclivity for gift-giving is usually cited as an inspiration. The cynics among us may venture a different theory. It’s all an act, the same chicanery employed by many a dudely dude: pretend to tolerate the little urchins so as to woo the mothers. A copious supply of MILFy 'mams awaits! Santa, you canny, randy old devil.
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