Frightening Festive Facts 5
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In summation, this is a more apt image of the illustrious benefactor. An angry, angry bastard, infusing the community with joy and gifts-amundo purely to constitute the demands of his community service. ‘Tis the season to brandish our middle fingers menacingly. In lieu of the obligatory Ho Ho Ho, this dude’s catchphrase is “What’s that you say? A doll that cries and pisses itself is not an appropriate gift for a boy? I have NO SHITS TO GIVE. Giant gorrila balls to this, I’m going for a wank.”
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