Lust for Bust

A salutation for that hilariously exultant facial expression! (We’d venture that a small child would look akin to this on hearing, “Hey, it’s Christmas morning! Also, grandma ISN’T dead, she just smells that way sometimes when she pisses her blankets. Moreover, the neighbor’s Rottweiler threw up the sixth-eights of Mr. Waggles that remained. The vet is going to sew his eyeball, half a leg and his asshole back on, then you’ll have your hamster back, good as new. Give or take some limbs.”) A remarkably accurate facsimile of ACTUAL REAL LIFE right here. Every man’s gonads are equipped with an ogle-meter. It appears to be a frankly-rather-anomalous wallpaper design in this instance, but we shan’t be pernickety about that.

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