The Huge Boobs Producer Wants to Help Your Sex Life

If you’ve ever been beset by drinker’s droop (or any number of other bons mots pertaining to the issue. The ‘issue’ being that you can’t... issue), perhaps partaking in incomprehensibly-labelled, carbonated crazy-juice will offer some respite. The Senran Kagura games are renowned for the inherent perky-chestedness therein, and their latest advertising antics this week produced a limited edition ‘second round’ energy drink. Presumably, your sword-flailing shenanigans (look, ma! I made a pun!) will be bolstered extensively by this penis-tonic. Exercise all due care, though, to only engage in the resultant bed-lympics upon these Senran Kagura sheets, lest series overlord and Huge Boob producer Kenichiro Takaki encroaches on your sexytime to righteously smite your genitals with a ladle. The mad bastard’s efforts to hawk his branded shit could, quite conceivably, reach such an alarming apex.

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