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As the trouser-troubling cleaveathon you see here will indubitably attest, Dead or Alive’s Team Ninja returned this week with more of their bosomy antics. Destructoid reports that head ogle-ist/onanist Yohei Shimbori declared, “We were getting feedback from the overseas offices to tone down the sexuality -- to tone down the sexiness of the game, and of the characters." (In his furious antipathy to this breast-aversion, he kicked a small poodle into the path of an incoming lorry, before continuing, “But I said to the team, THOSE BASTARDS CAN SUCK ON KING KONG’S HUGE HAIRY MANSACK! Let’s upgrade the jiggle-generator to 3000% capacity for Dead or Alive 6!” Except he didn’t.) Conversely, though, he alleged that the fans’ entreaty for the booby-based bouts is insatiable: “We actually got a lot of feedback from people who were playing it, saying, 'We want bigger breasts. Make the characters more like that.' Shimbori’s team, in summation, are akin to a drunken-yet-benevolent Santa Claus. We beseech them for womenfolk with huge thorax-adornments that quiver like two sacks of angry wolverines, and they delivered with aplomb.