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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
This week, Kotaku reported a further disconcerting setback for all fans of ogling womenfolk in their skimpies (to wit: EVERY BASTARD ON EARTH equipped with a set of fully-functioning dangleberries). Booth Babes, it transpires, are to be unceremoniously banned from the Eurogamer Expo, a less ostentatious (and now lamentably boob-bereft) E3 convention. Show boss Rupert Loman clarified the reasoning for this travesty, ‘We want the games to do the talking and we want to present games and gamers in the best possible light,' while lamenting the redundancy of ‘pretty girls in revealing outfits just for the sake of it.’ He then fled to the bathroom to surreptitiously masturbate over the sight of a buxom woman dressed in Wonder Woman apparel. Except he didn’t.
Egotastic
