What next for Kerri Hoskins Branson, Playboy model, NBA Jam cheerleader and face of Sonya Blade? Candidacy for the Kane County, Ill. Board, naturellement. It’s a simple logical step for any woman with a penchant for ripping men in twain with ONLY HER THIGH MUSCLES and dancing gleefully in the midst of the fleshy fragments (But enough of Branson’s private life, as her Mortal Kombat character is quite the bodacious booberama/viciously violent vixen too). As Kotaku reports, ‘Branson's issues are farmland preservation and children's health initiatives,’ though we’d venture that ‘thrusting her ladyparts at cameras’ could and should be coerced into the manifesto somehow. Hit the link for more.
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