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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Safely ensconced in the drawer marked ‘nut-numbing insanity that’s highly entertaining to watch others partaking in, but you’d rather shave your scrotum with a machete, blindfolded, than get involved yourself’ -it’s printed in tiny font so as to fit, you understand- it’s real life Mario Kart. This mad, mad bastard was presumably crushed into a blood-bleeding mess of viscera and bone fragments on the asphalt within a nanosecond of this image being captured, but we must admire his cohones (not because they’re showing or anything, although those coveralls DO look marginally on the tight side). Kotaku introduced us to the plight of Australian loon William Wong, during a school’s annual billy cart derby. Festooned in Mario garb and piloting a magnificent vessel-replica of the plumber’s latest kart, a lamentable mishap at the finish line flipped the vehicle and broke the boy’s collar bone. 12-year-old Wong was unperturbed, winning the race and even deigning to return to school later that day. He said, “I COULD HAVE DIED! Who was the bastard that propelled a blue shell into my delicate facial region about three millimeters from the finish line? I’ll punch their dog in the genitals and crap in their mouth!” (Or, he may NOT have said this.)
Egotastic
