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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive | |
| Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial | |
| Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic | |
| Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ | |
| Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post |
Yes indeed, uber-violence extravaganza Asura’s Wrath (in which we indulge in such harmless pursuits as PUNCHING A PLANET IN ITS FACE) has a benevolent, pants-tightening side. One achievement therein, given the jovial title View of the Valley, is awarded for ‘giving in to your male instincts.’ To wit: staring at the norkitude of a certain character. (With, it bears mentioning, about as much tact as if you’d opted to scream afterward, “LOOK AT THE ERECTION I NOW HAVE! LOOK! AT IT!”) We could almost be offended, gentlemen, were it utterly and entirely true; the image we're beaming directly into your visual circuits here attests to that. The humorous existence of View of the Valley was presented in ‘The OXM Breakdown: Women,’ which you can behold in the main article.
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