A little ass appreciation has been proven, by ACTUAL SCIENCE, to prolong our lives (no it hasn’t). Has anyone told Nintendo this? It seems they haven’t. The recent release of Fire Emblem DLC, the 'Summer Scramble Pack,’ courted controversy after it took a heavy-handed smiting to the gonads from the censoring stick. Kotaku reports that “...it featured splash images of several characters, both male and female, in swimsuits. One of these characters, the bikini-clad Tharja... had her back turned to the "camera", her fingers gripping the swimsuit in let's say a ‘suggestive’ fashion.” Despite the fact that these are innocuous cartoon images, and so generally register a solid (pun intended) zero on the boner-o-meter, Tharja was altered slightly for the U.S release. There’s now a huge, flappy cloak obscuring her upper-thigh region. This is surely MORE incriminating, as it now appears that somebody is approaching her for sexual favors, but never mind. Here are two fine, unconcealed butts, frolicking free as nature intended.
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