We have been known, on occasional moments of weakness (to wit: only on days that end in ‘ay’), to pay homage to the norkier side of life. Even so, some salutations to sleaze are so balls-out gratuitous that we have to... applaud them. This week, Kotaku drew our bemused eyeballs to Virtue’s Last Reward, a handheld entry in the riveting-sounding ‘room escape’ genre. Its promotional flash game, still lurking about in the dank depths of that thar internet, took a rather brilliant approach to ‘promoting’ the game: having slightly less than shit all relevance to it, but adding nipplets. This little flash escapade sees you clicking at mach speed to open a big ol’ steel door, behind which dwells Virtue’s Last Reward’s protagonist, Clover. The door is not considered ‘open’ and the stage complete until her boobitude has been fondled for a further stretch. Delighted squeals and magical sound effects supplied as standard. Thanks, Japan!
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