Now, there are many things you can do with a fine pair of sweater-stuffers; few of which are EVER a bad idea. One boobtastic practice we probably wouldn’t condone, though? Laying on those poor puppies, immobile, for four hours, while nerdily gaming it up. You hear of similar business sending blood clots coursing straight to the crazy, crazy brains of obsessed gamers in internet cafes across the Orient, but this tale is a little more unconventional. Quoth Kotaku on Monday, “Reports out of China state that (a) woman suffered at least one ruptured breast implant after lying on her stomach for four hours and gaming... Xiao Ai (a pseudonym) had recently got into an iOS app called ‘Dragon Summon’ and was often staying up late to play the game.” She supersize me-d her breasts five years prior to this, so it doesn’t seem to have been a botched operation. The uncomfortable position simply caused pressure on the implants, the report concluded. Won’t SOMEBODY think of the norks? Or healthy gaming posture? But mainly the norks.