Nintendo, it’s probably safe to venture, are synonymous with family-friendly frolics. Those guys wouldn’t deign to so much as knock on somebody’s door then run away without dissolving into paroxysms of horror at their less-than-chivalrous exploits. (“They will think they have a visitor! Even though they don’t! What if they ran out of the shower, ballsack swinging with graceful abandon down the hallway, to answer the door, all in vain? Oh, the humanity! WHAT HAVE I DONE?”) As such, numerous Japanese business are sure to VOMIT OUTRAGED CHUNKS OF OUTRAGE-VOMIT into their sake at this: Wii U launch title Nintendoland became the basis for a drinking game this week. The perpetrators, The Warp Zone, introduce us to ‘Nintendo, Hand Me Another Drink Land,’ where just about any activity within this minigame compilation will find you chugging your selected brand of Satan’s nob-nectar. Hit the link in the article for an inebriated video-rundown of the game.
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