Our friends from the Land of the Rising Wang continue their erotic shenanigans. This week, one such title escaped from the pervtastic compound they incarcerate all this weirdness in. As such, Boob Wars: Big Breasts vs Flat Chests has been localized for us West-dwellers. It’s a turn-based card battler, sure to provide tit-tacular titillation for fans of strategy/collectible card games/Japanese lunacy/massive boobs/not-massive boobs. As Destructoid reports, the game’s plot is preposterous: ‘At the beginning of the 22nd Century, an anomaly began occurring in the bodies of women...All the women of the world became either E Cups and up or A cups and under. "Big Breasts" and "Flat Chests"...By their division into these two groups, the debate over which was superior began. After the first incident of armed conflict, known as the "Nyuuhen Tragedy," the entire world was split between the Big Breasts Tribe and the Flat Chests Tribe and an intense conflict ensued.’ We’re aroused, ashamed and... ordering this mofo online right now. You’re unlikely to find a link less safe for work than the one in the article. Does Jordan Carver feature? Lamentably not.