Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week- February 15

The absurd boobitude of the ladies of Dead or Alive is a steadfast source of outrage/admiration/frantic wanking in the gamingverse. Developer Team Ninja’s ‘Titilation... WITH TITS ON’ department are committed to treating this proud legacy with all due deference, as this week’s Dead or Alive 5 patch will attest. Utilizing the motion-tacular PS3 controller, gamers will be able to manipulate the ‘boob shake’ feature at their whim. Kotaku reports that “the result is gravity-defying breasts,” as though the sweater meat hadn’t always bounced about as excessively as hairy man-child Robin Williams in his ballache of a movie Flubber.

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