Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week- February 15

Gaming's Whacked-Out Week- February 15
Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week- February 15
This week, a retail employee told Kotaku a charming, endearing anecdote. For their piece entitled ‘Nude Photos, Drugs, and Cockroaches: Wild Stories from Game Shops,’ an ex GameStop worker explained the perils of neglecting to remove THE GODDAMN PORNOGRAPHIC PHOTO STASH YOU’VE ENSCONCED IN YOUR CONSOLE before attempting to trade the bastard in. 'Kenney’ was testing a decrepit PlayStation 2 for a dumbass dude as his girlfriend perused the store. In the expansion bay were an array of images of said woman sans-panties (sans-anything at all). Quoth Kenney, “The guy grabbed the pictures and asked me if there was any problem with the system. I couldn't help but laugh and tell him "no". We were in the business of selling video game hardware and software, not exposing tools.” The moral of the tale, we’d venture, is this: If you’ve taken copious photographs of your lady’s expansion bay, don’t leave them in your PS2‘s expansion bay. Also, don’t be a MASSIVE twat. (As a delightful boner-bonus, there’s scope for a pleasing double-entendre or two pertaining to ‘hardware’ and ‘software’ here too.)