Our friends in the Orient boast an unerring commitment to all things trouser-troubling. Where else but the Land of the Rising Wiener would you encounter Ajo and her nigh-obsessive cosplay penchant? This lustable lady, Kotaku reports, weighed over 154 pounds a decade ago, and her first foray into costume-itude wasn’t to her liking. She lamented, "In the pictures, my favorite characters had turned all fat... the look of the character collapsed completely." Who the hell wants the look of their favorite characters to ‘collapse,’ sagging revoltingly like undercooked baked goods or the ancient boobs of a pensioner in lingerie? No bastard, that’s who. The whole sorry affair galvanized a ten-year diet regime, so as to enable Ajo to ape the idealized form of the gaming icons she reveres. We’ve been admiring the fruits of her labor for several hours -with no pants on. As well as a sign on the office door that reads, ‘Do Not Disturb. Largely Because I'm Having a Wank. Do I Want My Dick on the Internet (Again)? I Don't.' - and we’d say she has attained her goal.