Gaming’s Whacked-Out Week- December 7

Here’s Exhibit A: A shapely, trouser-troubling lady ass. Innumerable lascivious thoughts arise (among other things) upon viewing its fine form. Nevertheless, it’s probably safe to venture that one of these musings is NOT ‘I sure wish I could slap that to control an outrageous rhythm game entitled ‘Spank or Die!’ ’ Regardless of the many laws of non-insanity that govern the cosmos, this dream (long-held by NOBODY EVER) shall be realized. Inspired by ‘Makey Makey,’ a bizarre little fabrication that allows you to game through household objects (Hit the link to see ‘someone using jellybeans to play Guild Wars 2‘, for instance), Anna Anthropy’s ass-infused delight is on the way. To quote Kotaku, ‘[It's] inspired by SKATE OR DIE 2's title screen - the one that makes an entire song out of three samples, "skate," "or" and "die." in SPANK OR DIE!, you would have to spank an ass (nominally, my slut's) at the word "DIE." the speed between "SPANK" and "OR" would help you to gauge what time to spank.’ With PR pitch-ery of THAT caliber, and a prospective ‘soonish’ release, this will be a sight to behold.

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