It would be safe to venture that cleavage-tastic ladyfolk such as the voluptuous vixen pictured here would rank rather higher in our groin-brain’s priorities accumulation than tedious RPG ballache Zhan Hun. Not, it transpires, if you’re a Chinese addict in humiliating county spectacles. This week, Kotaku reiterated this dude’s antics from the recent China Joy expo, at which a triumvirate of booby babes caressed, posed and mocked before him to no avail. The accompanying video is now approaching viral status, and is available for your piss-takery perusal in the main article. It is either AN ADVERTISING ENDEAVOR OF MASS WONDERMENT (Perhaps we could proffer this as a blurb: ‘Zhan Hun: IT’S PLAINLY MORE TITILLATING THAN... TITS.’ That’s sure to be graciously acknowledged in the Land of the Rising Wang) or a disconcerting dalliance with one of those geeks extraordinaire that play for a week straight, before being beset by a heart attack that finds them expiring in a feculent heap of body odor and shit-stained clothing.