As a salutation to Penelope Cruz’s fleeting facial-follicled foray as Nintendo’s most prolific export, IGN formulated a wonderful billet-doux to our favorite sexy celebrities. (And Lady Gaga.) Behold such voluptuous vixens as Angelina Jolie, Beyonce, Kristen Stewart and Rachel Bilson; replete with Mario mustaches to no fathomable end. Still, any tenuous justification for an ogling date with these esteemed ladyfolk is acceptable, so hit the link in the main article post haste.
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