Yes indeed. The headline in the South China Morning Post read, 'Who are Beijing's naked 'sex doll' couple? Bizarre photograph goes viral.' This kind of headline, we all need more of in our lives. At about this juncture, though, a few WHAT THE SHIT IS ACTUALLY GOING ON details might be prudent too. So, here they are (should you pants ‘accidentally fall down’ whilst reading, fear not. Ours did too. They also managed to wad themselves into a hastily-discarded heap in the middle of the room, of their own accord. A fascinating scientific phenomenon). This business concerns a couple blurred photographs of a dude and his less-than-dudely accomplice, streaking across a road IN A GODDAMN HURRY. One of whom is carrying an inflatable sex doll. One blogger inquired whether this was 'Real-life Temple Run,’ as Kotaku explains, ‘a reference to the popular smart phone game Temple Run; in it, an explorer steals an idol from the temple and must outrun the foes in hot pursuit.’ Hit the link in the article to see this oddity firsthand, or content yourself with the knowledge that hastily-blurred merrily-flapping-in-the-wind Oriental wang features rather heavily (that is to say, exclusively). Could this mean that there’s hope for the release of ‘Serial Trouser-Troubler Keeley Hazell’s Temple Run: This Time, I’ve Got No Panties/Anything Else On’? No. No, it couldn’t. Just in case, though, we’ve got some prospective boxart right here.
Zoom Hover on Photo to Zoom