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This was the scene at Shibuya Kaikan, one of Tokyo’s most illustrious arcades. An erstwhile dignified tourist nerd-hive, now relegated to THE PLACE WHERE THAT CHAP GOT HIS CHAP OUT. Popular, organizer of the Final Round tournament business, elucidates the sleazy shenanigans, and hilarity threatens to prevail: “"It took me like 5 minutes to visually realize and process that dood (sic) was just standing there jackin' his shit." As a rather anticlimactic denouement, fellow players were not distracted from PLAYING TO THE MAX, as is their wont in such places, and he was asked to leave. Not ‘asked to leave’ by a hairy police officer of gargantuan stature and body odor with a fist in his thorax; a chorus of sycophantic bowing seems more likely. Incidentally and amusingly, our masturbatory miscreant had been enjoying the company of The King of Fighters XIII: Climax at the time. That is actual KNOWLEDGE-FACT. As the old adage sagely suggests, 'Always wash your joystick after the deed.’ We'd venture that a new sign, added for the counsel of hornier patrons, wouldn't go amiss. 'KEEP YOUR PEEN AWAY FROM THE SCREEN, 'TOUCH THE STICK, NOT YOUR DICK!', or the rather Spartan 'NO WANKING' are all wonderful options.
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